Comments on: In Honor Of Earth Day http://howtokillpeople.com/2008/04/29/in-honor-of-earth-day/ Your Parents Hate You! Fri, 21 Nov 2008 14:25:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: Steven Schnarr http://howtokillpeople.com/2008/04/29/in-honor-of-earth-day/#comment-49597 Steven Schnarr Mon, 27 Oct 2008 06:02:27 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/?p=107#comment-49597 Two things: First, you spelled trogladytes wrong. It's troglodytes. Second, you said that lions have been eating their own children for eons. This is somewhat false. For the most part, other than in situations of great stress, lions will only kill the offspring of other lions so that they can produce children of their own. Other than that, you were pretty much spot on. I don't own a car or have children and I know about some people that grow food from their own shit, but I haven't met anyone that eats it. We're working on that one. Put two points on the board for the Dirty Hippies. Travis – 4,398,256 Dirty Hippies – 2 Two things:

First, you spelled trogladytes wrong. It’s troglodytes.

Second, you said that lions have been eating their own children for eons. This is somewhat false. For the most part, other than in situations of great stress, lions will only kill the offspring of other lions so that they can produce children of their own.

Other than that, you were pretty much spot on.
I don’t own a car or have children and I know about some people that grow food from their own shit, but I haven’t met anyone that eats it. We’re working on that one.

Put two points on the board for the Dirty Hippies.

Travis – 4,398,256
Dirty Hippies – 2

]]> By: ForsakenAndFallen http://howtokillpeople.com/2008/04/29/in-honor-of-earth-day/#comment-47283 ForsakenAndFallen Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:21:06 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/?p=107#comment-47283 Sweet! I'm glad that there are more people out there that don't like the environmentalist pricks than just me. Ya know... I had one of them try to tell me about their Prius once. Once. I laughed at him. He started tellin' me how much better it was for the environment than the '97 Blazer I was driving. Then I told him that I actually have no problem walkin' 5 miles to work, but I had to bring a bookcase home and didn't wanna carry it. He then looked bright red and started mumbling somethin' and left. It was great! Sweet! I’m glad that there are more people out there that don’t like the environmentalist pricks than just me.
Ya know… I had one of them try to tell me about their Prius once. Once. I laughed at him. He started tellin’ me how much better it was for the environment than the ‘97 Blazer I was driving. Then I told him that I actually have no problem walkin’ 5 miles to work, but I had to bring a bookcase home and didn’t wanna carry it. He then looked bright red and started mumbling somethin’ and left. It was great!

]]> By: VonSpyder http://howtokillpeople.com/2008/04/29/in-honor-of-earth-day/#comment-43111 VonSpyder Fri, 15 Aug 2008 00:47:06 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/?p=107#comment-43111 some people want to save the whales and protect the rainforest, i say cook the whales over a fire pit made from the rainforest. here's to earth day. may the prius drivers enjoy spanking it to faked captain planet and the planeteers orgy porn. some people want to save the whales and protect the rainforest, i say cook the whales over a fire pit made from the rainforest. here’s to earth day. may the prius drivers enjoy spanking it to faked captain planet and the planeteers orgy porn.

]]> By: Igor http://howtokillpeople.com/2008/04/29/in-honor-of-earth-day/#comment-37850 Igor Tue, 20 May 2008 01:27:25 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/?p=107#comment-37850 Another Travis bullseye!! Today I pulled up next to a Prius with a friggin radar detector on the dash!! How fucking presumptuous is that? “I bet we can smoke that Schwinn, dear”. Eat my 4X4 trailer hitch bitches! Another Travis bullseye!! Today I pulled up next to a Prius with a friggin radar detector on the dash!! How fucking presumptuous is that? “I bet we can smoke that Schwinn, dear”. Eat my 4X4 trailer hitch bitches!

]]> By: Phantom Jedi http://howtokillpeople.com/2008/04/29/in-honor-of-earth-day/#comment-37812 Phantom Jedi Sun, 18 May 2008 13:44:54 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/?p=107#comment-37812 Man, what a breath a fresh fuckin air! Man, what a breath a fresh fuckin air!

]]> By: Sole http://howtokillpeople.com/2008/04/29/in-honor-of-earth-day/#comment-37624 Sole Thu, 15 May 2008 22:51:24 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/?p=107#comment-37624 no use complaining about it, there is way too many morons on the face of this planet to do anything reasonably good for it. i hope fucking aliens destroy us someday soon, i wish i was born a dog, fuck. no use complaining about it, there is way too many morons on the face of this planet to do anything reasonably good for it. i hope fucking aliens destroy us someday soon, i wish i was born a dog, fuck.

]]> By: Old Iron http://howtokillpeople.com/2008/04/29/in-honor-of-earth-day/#comment-36692 Old Iron Mon, 05 May 2008 15:27:33 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/?p=107#comment-36692 Heh. Funny stuff bud. I celibrated Earth Day out here by looking at an oil spill in the river and saying to the other guys, "Fuck it." Heh. Funny stuff bud. I celibrated Earth Day out here by looking at an oil spill in the river and saying to the other guys, “Fuck it.”

]]> By: t http://howtokillpeople.com/2008/04/29/in-honor-of-earth-day/#comment-36600 t Sun, 04 May 2008 15:10:58 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/?p=107#comment-36600 dude you are so awesome. keep the posts coming, PLEASE! dude you are so awesome. keep the posts coming, PLEASE!

]]> By: MadWomanMeg http://howtokillpeople.com/2008/04/29/in-honor-of-earth-day/#comment-36445 MadWomanMeg Sat, 03 May 2008 00:44:32 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/?p=107#comment-36445 I slept on earth day. And then I played with my recylcing. I slept on earth day. And then I played with my recylcing.

]]> By: Heidi http://howtokillpeople.com/2008/04/29/in-honor-of-earth-day/#comment-36442 Heidi Sat, 03 May 2008 00:16:40 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/?p=107#comment-36442 I knew keeping Jem and the Holograms around would be wise. I knew keeping Jem and the Holograms around would be wise.

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