Comments on: A Summons For Santa http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/12/19/a-summons-for-santa/ Your Parents Hate You! Wed, 19 Nov 2008 10:17:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: Joey http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/12/19/a-summons-for-santa/#comment-30031 Joey Sun, 23 Dec 2007 00:39:29 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/12/19/a-summons-for-santa/#comment-30031 I'm still in awe of The Amazing Screw-On Head making an appearance. (And I'm with you on Alf. Though I think that third nipple would need to be put to use for me to appreciate it.) I’m still in awe of The Amazing Screw-On Head making an appearance.

(And I’m with you on Alf. Though I think that third nipple would need to be put to use for me to appreciate it.)

]]> By: Heidi http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/12/19/a-summons-for-santa/#comment-29886 Heidi Thu, 20 Dec 2007 03:42:27 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/12/19/a-summons-for-santa/#comment-29886 There are so many important details there. It's good to hear that Dr. Reginald J. Skullington Esq. is looking out for you. I haven't seen him in a few weeks. Love the Batmobile thing, and I might actually pay for TV if they brought The Muppets back. I think they make the feeted jammies. There are so many important details there. It’s good to hear that Dr. Reginald J. Skullington Esq. is looking out for you. I haven’t seen him in a few weeks.

Love the Batmobile thing, and I might actually pay for TV if they brought The Muppets back.

I think they make the feeted jammies.

]]> By: constant drama http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/12/19/a-summons-for-santa/#comment-29884 constant drama Thu, 20 Dec 2007 02:44:38 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/12/19/a-summons-for-santa/#comment-29884 "I will preface this by saying you do not necessarily have to get me PJs with a buttflap. That’s the luxury model. And I’m already luxurious." AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Funny shit! Dude, I want one of those scorpion guns too. And I know just who I'm gona use it on too. MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!! “I will preface this by saying you do not necessarily have to get me PJs with a buttflap. That’s the luxury model. And I’m already luxurious.”

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Funny shit!

Dude, I want one of those scorpion guns too. And I know just who I’m gona use it on too. MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!

]]> By: Travis http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/12/19/a-summons-for-santa/#comment-29880 Travis Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:41:38 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/12/19/a-summons-for-santa/#comment-29880 Dr. Rosenbaum - it's nothing personal. You are still my attorney on all matters of personal importance such as negotiating lap dances. The Girl - you need no such thing Qelqoth - Yes...yes it is. Today the mad scientist, tomorrow the mad grad student. Shayrah - nope. I got it from a teddy bear. Dr. Rosenbaum - it’s nothing personal. You are still my attorney on all matters of personal importance such as negotiating lap dances.

The Girl - you need no such thing

Qelqoth - Yes…yes it is. Today the mad scientist, tomorrow the mad grad student.

Shayrah - nope. I got it from a teddy bear.

]]> By: Shayrah http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/12/19/a-summons-for-santa/#comment-29863 Shayrah Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:39:54 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/12/19/a-summons-for-santa/#comment-29863 Did you get the feety pajama idea from Gene Simmons? Did you get the feety pajama idea from Gene Simmons?

]]> By: milner » A Summons For Santa http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/12/19/a-summons-for-santa/#comment-29860 milner » A Summons For Santa Wed, 19 Dec 2007 16:50:53 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/12/19/a-summons-for-santa/#comment-29860 [...] Check it out! While looking through the blogosphere we stumbled on an interesting post today.Here’s a quick excerpt To: Claus, Santa (AKA Saint Nick, Santa, the fat annoying guy who is neither Louis Anderson or Drew Carey) Dear Sir/Quasi Deity, I am writing to you on behalf of my client Travis - asshole proprietor of howtokillpeople.com - in regards to your failure to complete your verbal contract of Christmas of 2005. In exchange for my client’s renewed faith in your mystical powers you were to deliver one (1) Giant robot death machine including giant missile firing robot penis. (please refer to diagram [...] […] Check it out! While looking through the blogosphere we stumbled on an interesting post today.Here’s a quick excerpt To: Claus, Santa (AKA Saint Nick, Santa, the fat annoying guy who is neither Louis Anderson or Drew Carey) Dear Sir/Quasi Deity, I am writing to you on behalf of my client Travis - asshole proprietor of howtokillpeople.com - in regards to your failure to complete your verbal contract of Christmas of 2005. In exchange for my client’s renewed faith in your mystical powers you were to deliver one (1) Giant robot death machine including giant missile firing robot penis. (please refer to diagram […]

]]> By: Qelqoth http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/12/19/a-summons-for-santa/#comment-29839 Qelqoth Wed, 19 Dec 2007 04:16:23 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/12/19/a-summons-for-santa/#comment-29839 It just goes to show that the world is indeed a sorry place when one is deprived of having a giant robot death machine. It just goes to show that the world is indeed a sorry place when one is deprived of having a giant robot death machine.

]]> By: The Girl http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/12/19/a-summons-for-santa/#comment-29835 The Girl Wed, 19 Dec 2007 03:15:51 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/12/19/a-summons-for-santa/#comment-29835 Dude. I could totally use one of those radioactive scorpion thingie doohickies... ... for reasons which shall not be disclosed here. *dreams and gets one of those far off gazes a la JD from "Scrubs"* Dude. I could totally use one of those radioactive scorpion thingie doohickies… … for reasons which shall not be disclosed here.
*dreams and gets one of those far off gazes a la JD from “Scrubs”*

]]> By: Dr Rosenbaum, ESQ http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/12/19/a-summons-for-santa/#comment-29833 Dr Rosenbaum, ESQ Wed, 19 Dec 2007 02:49:23 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/12/19/a-summons-for-santa/#comment-29833 So, you've gone behind my back? I suppose I can understand wanting legal counsel closer to home, however that doesn't take any of the sting off. You bastard. So, you’ve gone behind my back? I suppose I can understand wanting legal counsel closer to home, however that doesn’t take any of the sting off. You bastard.

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