Comments on: Transformers - A Review by a humble man

By: melvin

melvin — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 01:51:53 +0000

megan fox has an amazing rack

By: ForsakenAndFallen

ForsakenAndFallen — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 06:42:36 +0000

Dude, I grew up on the Transformers and have to say, this movie did not disappoint me! I had high hopes and was not let down at all! Who doesn’t love giant alien robots that beat the crap outta each other? I mean really? C’mon. Well… except for some retarded, in-bred, pissed off chimp. The movie ruled and this review was damn funny. And I hadn’t heard the name Robot Jox in almost 15 years, thanks a grip man. I had almost forgotten about that movie!

By: VonSpyder

VonSpyder — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 00:50:36 +0000

love the robot jox comparison! crash and burn! ACHIIIIILLLEEEESSSSS!!!!! but seriousley the onlything nmissing the movie was megan fox’s hot rack erm…skyfire just whip-kicking the shittledicks outta starscream.

By: ben

ben — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:59:06 +0000

I thought the movie was awesome, but i know a bunch of people who didn’t like it. I think they focused too much on plot or something. If you just go watch it expected to see awesome fucking robots fighting, then you’ll be happy.

By: Travis

Travis — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 19:32:29 +0000

Pissed Monkey:

Based on your crackhead like inability to compose a coherent sentence, your internet asshole need to write in all caps and the fact that you spell with the proficiency of a retard who has been kicked in the head by a mule I’d say that not only do you not know what you’re talking about but I’d bet dollars to donuts that you’re currently sitting in a puddle of your own urine with a smile on your face.

By: Pissed Monkey

Pissed Monkey — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:56:39 +0000

I DONT KW WAT U GUYS R TALKING ABOUT I SAW THAT MOVE AND IT

SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT A WAST OF MY MONEY THE START AND MIDDLE WAS OK I GUESS BUT OMG WAT A CRAPPIE ENDING BOY KILLS ROBOT ROBOTS GET POWER AND BECOME CREEPIE WIERDOS WHO GO ROUND WHATCHING PEOPLE DO IT PROTECTER OF MANKIND MY ASS
PLUS IN THE IN THE WHOLE MOVE THE MOST VOLENT THING THAT HAPPENED WAS CAR RUINS GIRLS MAKE UP/ BREAKS A NAIL AND SLEEPING ROBOT LOSSES POWER SO I HAVE 2 ASK WERE U PP HIGH WHEN WATCHING THIS OR DID I FALL ASLEEP AND MISS SOMETHING

By: Jake

Jake — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 07:20:23 +0000

So true on the review. I’m glad this movie didn’t rape my childhood like so many other(i.e. Dare Devil)

By: Dein Fotze

Dein Fotze — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:57:10 +0000

The movie sucked. I was expecting some serious evil shit, not some stupid armed forces recruiting commercial. I can hardly wait to see your take on the upcoming GI Joe movie…

By: david

david — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 16:43:21 +0000

transformers was wholely disappointing. nuff said.

By: jake wren

jake wren — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:01:30 +0000

yes! transformers vs. 300!!!!!! im gonna start a petition! we must make that movie!