Comments on: An Open Letter To Sheryl Crow http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/04/25/an-open-letter-to-sheryl-crow/ Your Parents Hate You! Fri, 21 Nov 2008 13:53:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: VonSpyder http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/04/25/an-open-letter-to-sheryl-crow/#comment-43113 VonSpyder Fri, 15 Aug 2008 00:53:52 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/04/25/an-open-letter-to-sheryl-crow/#comment-43113 does anyone else find it odd that the same whining hippies that want clean air go home and pollute it by lighting up a big fat marijuana joint? Save the rainforests and dont burn them down! then they go home an burn some marijuana. what makes one kind of plant more deserving of not being burned than another!? ITS MADNESS I TELL YOU!!! MADNESS!!! does anyone else find it odd that the same whining hippies that want clean air go home and pollute it by lighting up a big fat marijuana joint? Save the rainforests and dont burn them down! then they go home an burn some marijuana. what makes one kind of plant more deserving of not being burned than another!? ITS MADNESS I TELL YOU!!! MADNESS!!!

]]> By: Andi http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/04/25/an-open-letter-to-sheryl-crow/#comment-21928 Andi Wed, 29 Aug 2007 16:18:30 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/04/25/an-open-letter-to-sheryl-crow/#comment-21928 Dear Travis, Thank you for the tips on saving Cotton Tail Bunnies, I decided to spearhead a new branch of PETA based on your observation and suggestions, which PETA naturally agreed strongly with and agreed to fund a project for bringing Pine Cone Blood Plugs to the masses. Look for them in a store near you 2008 =) PS Your a riot Dear Travis,

Thank you for the tips on saving Cotton Tail Bunnies, I decided to spearhead a new branch of PETA based on your observation and suggestions, which PETA naturally agreed strongly with and agreed to fund a project for bringing Pine Cone Blood Plugs to the masses. Look for them in a store near you 2008 =)

PS Your a riot

]]> By: BlowUpTheShortBusses http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/04/25/an-open-letter-to-sheryl-crow/#comment-14872 BlowUpTheShortBusses Thu, 17 May 2007 14:02:16 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/04/25/an-open-letter-to-sheryl-crow/#comment-14872 Final Solution: Eliminate all envirofucktards. Problem doesn't exist anymore. Final Solution:

Eliminate all envirofucktards.

Problem doesn’t exist anymore.

]]> By: Red Stapler http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/04/25/an-open-letter-to-sheryl-crow/#comment-14193 Red Stapler Tue, 01 May 2007 00:10:27 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/04/25/an-open-letter-to-sheryl-crow/#comment-14193 Hmmm... Pine Sol vs Angry Pussy... Pine Sol vs Angry Pussy... Decisions decisions. In any event no matter what us civilized western countries do in regards to Environmental Theater, countries like India and China will fuck it up for everybody. While we're eating granola, riding our bikes to work and feeling guilty about our carbon footprint, the industrialized third world is negating all of our well intentioned efforts. I'm with you Travis, we need a good epidemic or genocidal lunatic to wipe out a large portion of the population to calm the icecaps down a smidge. Hmmm… Pine Sol vs Angry Pussy… Pine Sol vs Angry Pussy… Decisions decisions. In any event no matter what us civilized western countries do in regards to Environmental Theater, countries like India and China will fuck it up for everybody. While we’re eating granola, riding our bikes to work and feeling guilty about our carbon footprint, the industrialized third world is negating all of our well intentioned efforts. I’m with you Travis, we need a good epidemic or genocidal lunatic to wipe out a large portion of the population to calm the icecaps down a smidge.

]]> By: Der Teuffel kind http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/04/25/an-open-letter-to-sheryl-crow/#comment-14189 Der Teuffel kind Mon, 30 Apr 2007 21:33:42 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/04/25/an-open-letter-to-sheryl-crow/#comment-14189 Slight problem with the 'pinecones' 1) pinecones 'react' (IE: OPEN) when they come into contact with heat and moisture...Do the math on that, do you really want to fight past the 'bush' just to find a sappling? 2) Everytime you head 'south' do you really want to get a whiff of 'piney freshness' that reminds you of cleaning the barracks in Basic? *shudders at the memory of Pine oil* Slight problem with the ‘pinecones’
1) pinecones ‘react’ (IE: OPEN) when they come into contact with heat and moisture…Do the math on that, do you really want to fight past the ‘bush’ just to find a sappling?
2) Everytime you head ’south’ do you really want to get a whiff of ‘piney freshness’ that reminds you of cleaning the barracks in Basic? *shudders at the memory of Pine oil*

]]> By: Heidi http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/04/25/an-open-letter-to-sheryl-crow/#comment-13604 Heidi Sun, 29 Apr 2007 03:32:53 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/04/25/an-open-letter-to-sheryl-crow/#comment-13604 See, I get your pine cone theory, but then where would we get more trees from? See, I get your pine cone theory, but then where would we get more trees from?

]]> By: One Woman Donkey Show http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/04/25/an-open-letter-to-sheryl-crow/#comment-13056 One Woman Donkey Show Fri, 27 Apr 2007 14:25:13 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/04/25/an-open-letter-to-sheryl-crow/#comment-13056 Travis, once again you have outdone yourself. But since I'm a member of the legions of "fuck the earth" types, I think I will stick with tampons. Travis, once again you have outdone yourself. But since I’m a member of the legions of “fuck the earth” types, I think I will stick with tampons.

]]> By: Dirty Lisa http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/04/25/an-open-letter-to-sheryl-crow/#comment-12864 Dirty Lisa Fri, 27 Apr 2007 03:06:32 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/04/25/an-open-letter-to-sheryl-crow/#comment-12864 Travie, I will use pine cones as tampons as long as you shove one up your ass, run a mile with it in, pull it and tell me how your ass feels after that. And please don't make references to my sex life in reply to this, I already thought of all the things you could say. Travie, I will use pine cones as tampons as long as you shove one up your ass, run a mile with it in, pull it and tell me how your ass feels after that. And please don’t make references to my sex life in reply to this, I already thought of all the things you could say.

]]> By: Erica http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/04/25/an-open-letter-to-sheryl-crow/#comment-12708 Erica Thu, 26 Apr 2007 17:59:04 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/2007/04/25/an-open-letter-to-sheryl-crow/#comment-12708 Umm... Pine cones??? There must be another alternative. Umm… Pine cones??? There must be another alternative.

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