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	<title>Comments on: If I did it, here&#8217;s how it happened</title>
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	<link>http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/11/24/if-i-did-it-heres-how-it-happened/</link>
	<description>Your Parents Hate You!</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 13:57:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Lint</title>
		<link>http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/11/24/if-i-did-it-heres-how-it-happened/#comment-38360</link>
		<dc:creator>Lint</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 05:14:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>People having children because they're tired of mowing the lawn.... Hell yes!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>People having children because they&#8217;re tired of mowing the lawn&#8230;. Hell yes!</p>
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		<title>By: Clint Punch</title>
		<link>http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/11/24/if-i-did-it-heres-how-it-happened/#comment-24139</link>
		<dc:creator>Clint Punch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Oct 2007 07:46:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So much win all over the place.

Those people got manned the eff up.

Holla back, you manly saviour.
Clint.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So much win all over the place.</p>
<p>Those people got manned the eff up.</p>
<p>Holla back, you manly saviour.<br />
Clint.</p>
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		<title>By: leslie</title>
		<link>http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/11/24/if-i-did-it-heres-how-it-happened/#comment-5419</link>
		<dc:creator>leslie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jan 2007 16:35:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I fucking love this entry.  :D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I fucking love this entry.  <img src='http://howtokillpeople.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: rsm</title>
		<link>http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/11/24/if-i-did-it-heres-how-it-happened/#comment-4961</link>
		<dc:creator>rsm</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2007 05:34:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tom Cruise needs to be taken by the mothership already, for the love of God.

Dude, I just saw a picture of you for the first time and ummm, you're cute. That is all.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tom Cruise needs to be taken by the mothership already, for the love of God.</p>
<p>Dude, I just saw a picture of you for the first time and ummm, you&#8217;re cute. That is all.</p>
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		<title>By: Megan "The Moose"</title>
		<link>http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/11/24/if-i-did-it-heres-how-it-happened/#comment-3278</link>
		<dc:creator>Megan "The Moose"</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2006 00:05:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh sweet christ that is by far one of the funniest posts yet! I started to read this on the day I went into labor and I finally just now 3 weeks later got to finish it! So I guess reading your website made me have my baby! Thanks.....I think! hahahaha Miss you &#38; Love you!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh sweet christ that is by far one of the funniest posts yet! I started to read this on the day I went into labor and I finally just now 3 weeks later got to finish it! So I guess reading your website made me have my baby! Thanks&#8230;..I think! hahahaha Miss you &amp; Love you!</p>
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		<title>By: Rex Venom</title>
		<link>http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/11/24/if-i-did-it-heres-how-it-happened/#comment-3019</link>
		<dc:creator>Rex Venom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Dec 2006 21:14:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hee hee hee!  Too funny, and even more so because of the sad truths of the fools involved.
Rock on!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hee hee hee!  Too funny, and even more so because of the sad truths of the fools involved.<br />
Rock on!</p>
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		<title>By: Seismic_Pirate</title>
		<link>http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/11/24/if-i-did-it-heres-how-it-happened/#comment-2988</link>
		<dc:creator>Seismic_Pirate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Dec 2006 00:24:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dude.  This one is so funny, you could post it on the Internet.  Write a blog, or something;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dude.  This one is so funny, you could post it on the Internet.  Write a blog, or something;)</p>
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		<title>By: barista grazioso</title>
		<link>http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/11/24/if-i-did-it-heres-how-it-happened/#comment-2983</link>
		<dc:creator>barista grazioso</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2006 19:23:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh my gosh - that was an incredibly funny post!  I can only imagine you and QofD in the same room.  Oy vey.  Nicely done, Travis.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh my gosh - that was an incredibly funny post!  I can only imagine you and QofD in the same room.  Oy vey.  Nicely done, Travis.</p>
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		<title>By: Oneil Stuart</title>
		<link>http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/11/24/if-i-did-it-heres-how-it-happened/#comment-2930</link>
		<dc:creator>Oneil Stuart</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Nov 2006 22:06:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey, 

that was an excellent post. It is the sick and twisted stuff I expect from these semi-celebrity has-beens these days.  Not that I expect much from them, and not that I drool over everything they do, but it makes me feel better cause I realize I don't need my ego stroked as much as they do.

peace. thanks for the laughs.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, </p>
<p>that was an excellent post. It is the sick and twisted stuff I expect from these semi-celebrity has-beens these days.  Not that I expect much from them, and not that I drool over everything they do, but it makes me feel better cause I realize I don&#8217;t need my ego stroked as much as they do.</p>
<p>peace. thanks for the laughs.</p>
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		<title>By: Red Stapler</title>
		<link>http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/11/24/if-i-did-it-heres-how-it-happened/#comment-2832</link>
		<dc:creator>Red Stapler</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2006 10:13:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"I make my mother cry."  Brilliant! =)  I gagged on my coffee when I read that.  Watch the Tom Cruise bashing though... He has scientology lawyers, and once Tom's done extracting Lord Xenu's cock from his throat, you may get a knock on your door.  Claim barbituates and vermouth as the excuse for your "lack of judgement".  Works like gangbusters in LA.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I make my mother cry.&#8221;  Brilliant! =)  I gagged on my coffee when I read that.  Watch the Tom Cruise bashing though&#8230; He has scientology lawyers, and once Tom&#8217;s done extracting Lord Xenu&#8217;s cock from his throat, you may get a knock on your door.  Claim barbituates and vermouth as the excuse for your &#8220;lack of judgement&#8221;.  Works like gangbusters in LA.</p>
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