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	<title>Comments on: My First Trip To Vegas: Part One</title>
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	<description>Your Parents Hate You!</description>
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		<title>By: Howtokillpeople.com - The Blog &#187; Blog Archive &#187; The Christmas Chronicles - pt. 6</title>
		<link>http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/08/27/my-first-trip-to-vegas-part-one/#comment-6169</link>
		<dc:creator>Howtokillpeople.com - The Blog &#187; Blog Archive &#187; The Christmas Chronicles - pt. 6</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2007 22:31:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] If you read the Vegas Story on my site you’ll remember our exclamations of searching for Shrots and Shruts, well that was a mere ripple in the ocean of our dialect – of which I lay the blame solely at the feet of the Kim Jong Il character from Team America.  But in trying to be sensitive, and both us recognizing our assholish tendencies, The Dude and I made a valiant effort to curb ourselves.  This lasted less than five minutes.  The Dude and Amy peruse treasures of the Orient. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[&#8230;] If you read the Vegas Story on my site you’ll remember our exclamations of searching for Shrots and Shruts, well that was a mere ripple in the ocean of our dialect – of which I lay the blame solely at the feet of the Kim Jong Il character from Team America.  But in trying to be sensitive, and both us recognizing our assholish tendencies, The Dude and I made a valiant effort to curb ourselves.  This lasted less than five minutes.  The Dude and Amy peruse treasures of the Orient. [&#8230;]</p>
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		<title>By: mr skin</title>
		<link>http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/08/27/my-first-trip-to-vegas-part-one/#comment-3269</link>
		<dc:creator>mr skin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2006 18:58:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am tiring of the hype of Sin City.  Both the movie and the city are pits of despair.</description>
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		<title>By: Travis</title>
		<link>http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/08/27/my-first-trip-to-vegas-part-one/#comment-1393</link>
		<dc:creator>Travis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Sep 2006 06:26:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>yellow cab larry is in part two which will be up soon</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yellow cab larry is in part two which will be up soon</p>
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		<title>By: The Guy that drank octane #6</title>
		<link>http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/08/27/my-first-trip-to-vegas-part-one/#comment-1390</link>
		<dc:creator>The Guy that drank octane #6</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Sep 2006 05:25:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I cant believe you didnt mention yellow cab larry....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I cant believe you didnt mention yellow cab larry&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Travis</title>
		<link>http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/08/27/my-first-trip-to-vegas-part-one/#comment-1373</link>
		<dc:creator>Travis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Sep 2006 02:09:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ladies and gents....yes, comment number five is that bryan</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ladies and gents&#8230;.yes, comment number five is that bryan</p>
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		<title>By: The Guy that drank octane #6</title>
		<link>http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/08/27/my-first-trip-to-vegas-part-one/#comment-1371</link>
		<dc:creator>The Guy that drank octane #6</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Sep 2006 23:27:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Holy shit... We went to the luxor???

Bryan</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Holy shit&#8230; We went to the luxor???</p>
<p>Bryan</p>
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		<title>By: Red</title>
		<link>http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/08/27/my-first-trip-to-vegas-part-one/#comment-1363</link>
		<dc:creator>Red</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Aug 2006 07:33:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Damn.  I KNOW I'm not worthy enough to have read this epic tale of jet-fuelled, monkey-navigated debauchery.  Please tell me you were insane enough to hit a firing range wildly waving a Desert Eagle .50 in one hand and a bottle of Wild Turkey in the other.  You guys went professional.  Big time.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Damn.  I KNOW I&#8217;m not worthy enough to have read this epic tale of jet-fuelled, monkey-navigated debauchery.  Please tell me you were insane enough to hit a firing range wildly waving a Desert Eagle .50 in one hand and a bottle of Wild Turkey in the other.  You guys went professional.  Big time.</p>
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		<title>By: One Woman Donkey Show</title>
		<link>http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/08/27/my-first-trip-to-vegas-part-one/#comment-1362</link>
		<dc:creator>One Woman Donkey Show</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Aug 2006 19:46:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You mean women actually talked to you? And allowed themselves to be photographed? With you? Seriously? Were they drunk too?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You mean women actually talked to you? And allowed themselves to be photographed? With you? Seriously? Were they drunk too?</p>
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		<title>By: Der Teufel Kind</title>
		<link>http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/08/27/my-first-trip-to-vegas-part-one/#comment-1356</link>
		<dc:creator>Der Teufel Kind</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Aug 2006 14:24:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Totally leaving me with litterary "blue balls" over here dude! And to quote the greatest Vegas movie ever (Fear and Loathing) "FINISH THE FUCKING STORY MAN!" Also I would like to point out that anytime you say "oh dude that crazy time in Vegas!!..." You really didn't have that crazy of a time there. The first rule of Vegas? There is NO Vegas! What happens there stays there, ere go there is no "Vegas" I may or may not have ever been to Vegas. I don't know because had I trully succeeded, I would have absolutely no memory of it.the binge drinking would wipe my memory for at least a week before the trip and the rehab afterwards. And the stripper glitter would be on the clothes I left there in a burning dumpster, eliminating that shit they call "physical evidence"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Totally leaving me with litterary &#8220;blue balls&#8221; over here dude! And to quote the greatest Vegas movie ever (Fear and Loathing) &#8220;FINISH THE FUCKING STORY MAN!&#8221; Also I would like to point out that anytime you say &#8220;oh dude that crazy time in Vegas!!&#8230;&#8221; You really didn&#8217;t have that crazy of a time there. The first rule of Vegas? There is NO Vegas! What happens there stays there, ere go there is no &#8220;Vegas&#8221; I may or may not have ever been to Vegas. I don&#8217;t know because had I trully succeeded, I would have absolutely no memory of it.the binge drinking would wipe my memory for at least a week before the trip and the rehab afterwards. And the stripper glitter would be on the clothes I left there in a burning dumpster, eliminating that shit they call &#8220;physical evidence&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Jamie</title>
		<link>http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/08/27/my-first-trip-to-vegas-part-one/#comment-1355</link>
		<dc:creator>Jamie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Aug 2006 06:06:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Damnit! You can't just leave me hanging like this! I want more.....you better not take an eternity to post the rest of this shit man....you owe me, you wanker! And im in Georgia now so there aint a whole lot you can do but pull through with some online entertainment!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Damnit! You can&#8217;t just leave me hanging like this! I want more&#8230;..you better not take an eternity to post the rest of this shit man&#8230;.you owe me, you wanker! And im in Georgia now so there aint a whole lot you can do but pull through with some online entertainment!!!</p>
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