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	<title>Comments on: Why I Love Wrestling</title>
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	<description>Your Parents Hate You!</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 12:47:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Jared Neugabauer</title>
		<link>http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/08/11/why-i-love-wrestling/#comment-51107</link>
		<dc:creator>Jared Neugabauer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:09:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i love wrestling u should put a video of a guy fuckin a girl. o ya. and u should out a pic of u.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i love wrestling u should put a video of a guy fuckin a girl. o ya. and u should out a pic of u.</p>
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		<title>By: Nebadon</title>
		<link>http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/08/11/why-i-love-wrestling/#comment-33879</link>
		<dc:creator>Nebadon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Mar 2008 16:44:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>very good article you wrote. I am sick and fucking tired of hearing about steroid or HGH use. I can give a rats ass. I agree without it sports would be lame. I have watched pro football players try to become wrestlers and fail miserabuly . Some got carrear ending injuries like Droz. I will say that the gimicks have became lamer so have some of the names and costumes that I grew up with but the risk of a prop being in the wrong spot or landing the wrong way is always there. and to some guy pretending to be travis. your mom .and why don't you go back to your truck with a super lift kit to make your penis feel bigger I am sorry you are a closet case and day dream of Marylon Manson . Don't base ball players and football player wear make up . O thats boot polish to make them feel manly lol. Wrestling Rocks.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>very good article you wrote. I am sick and fucking tired of hearing about steroid or HGH use. I can give a rats ass. I agree without it sports would be lame. I have watched pro football players try to become wrestlers and fail miserabuly . Some got carrear ending injuries like Droz. I will say that the gimicks have became lamer so have some of the names and costumes that I grew up with but the risk of a prop being in the wrong spot or landing the wrong way is always there. and to some guy pretending to be travis. your mom .and why don&#8217;t you go back to your truck with a super lift kit to make your penis feel bigger I am sorry you are a closet case and day dream of Marylon Manson . Don&#8217;t base ball players and football player wear make up . O thats boot polish to make them feel manly lol. Wrestling Rocks.</p>
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		<title>By: pop</title>
		<link>http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/08/11/why-i-love-wrestling/#comment-17751</link>
		<dc:creator>pop</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 21:54:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i agree with the fact that the other sports need hott whores...

ill watch them all day, no such thing as too much tv time...

they need to be mudwresteling..

but im appaled at the fact that you thought jerry rice was a running back...

you are a dumb damn bastard.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i agree with the fact that the other sports need hott whores&#8230;</p>
<p>ill watch them all day, no such thing as too much tv time&#8230;</p>
<p>they need to be mudwresteling..</p>
<p>but im appaled at the fact that you thought jerry rice was a running back&#8230;</p>
<p>you are a dumb damn bastard.</p>
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		<title>By: John</title>
		<link>http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/08/11/why-i-love-wrestling/#comment-14770</link>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 22:43:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hmm, *strength. I guess I'm going to get shit about being stupid for that just because I'm a wrestler, too. Oh well; anyone smart enough to read my whole comment knows that they're giving empty statements</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hmm, *strength. I guess I&#8217;m going to get shit about being stupid for that just because I&#8217;m a wrestler, too. Oh well; anyone smart enough to read my whole comment knows that they&#8217;re giving empty statements</p>
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		<title>By: John</title>
		<link>http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/08/11/why-i-love-wrestling/#comment-14769</link>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 22:40:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Heh, yeah dude; someone who I can relate to. Everything said in this article is 100% true. Across the internet I've heard this a lot: "Any MMA fighter could kick any wrestlers ass."

Heh. I live in a city with a bunch of skater fags who LOVE to fight (even though they suck at it.) One skater in particular, Levi, is actually a good fighter. He has Golden Gloves in boxing. I on the other hand, am going to train to be a pro wrestler in the future. I practice with friends every day in terms of athleticism, strenghth (weight lifting and power moves), top rope moves, and technical wrestling skill. Twice a month I wrestle in a ring in Seattle.
Here's how it went down; I dissed the shit out of some skatepark whores. They sicked their skaters on me. I bigbooted one: Ramone (dumbass skinny Mexican guy who doesn't even skate, but chills at the skatepark.) and broke Specks' nose (skinny pale kid with dyed black hair and glasses).
The 'GranDaddy' Levi? Got him in a Full Nelson (Master Lock), and Foreward Russian Leg Swept him. His forehead smashed into the concrete.
All this went down in.. Less than ten seconds? Yea. I used that FAKE wrestling to kick three skaters asses. I dunno. The fact that I'm 6'3 and bumped up from 144 to 174 for wrestling may have given me an advantage. Oh well. 3 Cruiserweights could probably take The Big Show or Khali.
That's just about all I have to say. I'm not bragging; I'm just presenting an instance that proves all suspicions wrong.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Heh, yeah dude; someone who I can relate to. Everything said in this article is 100% true. Across the internet I&#8217;ve heard this a lot: &#8220;Any MMA fighter could kick any wrestlers ass.&#8221;</p>
<p>Heh. I live in a city with a bunch of skater fags who LOVE to fight (even though they suck at it.) One skater in particular, Levi, is actually a good fighter. He has Golden Gloves in boxing. I on the other hand, am going to train to be a pro wrestler in the future. I practice with friends every day in terms of athleticism, strenghth (weight lifting and power moves), top rope moves, and technical wrestling skill. Twice a month I wrestle in a ring in Seattle.<br />
Here&#8217;s how it went down; I dissed the shit out of some skatepark whores. They sicked their skaters on me. I bigbooted one: Ramone (dumbass skinny Mexican guy who doesn&#8217;t even skate, but chills at the skatepark.) and broke Specks&#8217; nose (skinny pale kid with dyed black hair and glasses).<br />
The &#8216;GranDaddy&#8217; Levi? Got him in a Full Nelson (Master Lock), and Foreward Russian Leg Swept him. His forehead smashed into the concrete.<br />
All this went down in.. Less than ten seconds? Yea. I used that FAKE wrestling to kick three skaters asses. I dunno. The fact that I&#8217;m 6&#8242;3 and bumped up from 144 to 174 for wrestling may have given me an advantage. Oh well. 3 Cruiserweights could probably take The Big Show or Khali.<br />
That&#8217;s just about all I have to say. I&#8217;m not bragging; I&#8217;m just presenting an instance that proves all suspicions wrong.</p>
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		<title>By: Travis</title>
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		<dc:creator>Travis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 20:27:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>To the dude who's pretending to be me,
what
the 
fuck?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To the dude who&#8217;s pretending to be me,<br />
what<br />
the<br />
fuck?</p>
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		<title>By: some guy pretending to be Travis</title>
		<link>http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/08/11/why-i-love-wrestling/#comment-10913</link>
		<dc:creator>some guy pretending to be Travis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 19:59:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>TRENT SAYS: \"Travis I commend you on your views of pro wrestling and outsiders. P.S Wholeheartedly agree with smacking a naysayer upside the head with an open hand slap\"

HEY, TRENT, will you be wearing your little male thong bikini when you do your little open hand taunt, you little slap happy pappy? Like a little wrestler in his little bikini that you like? Because you need to be authentic you know. You gotta be in your lil man-thong when you do your little girly slap tap just like your little dojo ballerinas.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>TRENT SAYS: \&#8221;Travis I commend you on your views of pro wrestling and outsiders. P.S Wholeheartedly agree with smacking a naysayer upside the head with an open hand slap\&#8221;</p>
<p>HEY, TRENT, will you be wearing your little male thong bikini when you do your little open hand taunt, you little slap happy pappy? Like a little wrestler in his little bikini that you like? Because you need to be authentic you know. You gotta be in your lil man-thong when you do your little girly slap tap just like your little dojo ballerinas.</p>
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		<title>By: some guy pretending to be Travis</title>
		<link>http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/08/11/why-i-love-wrestling/#comment-10911</link>
		<dc:creator>some guy pretending to be Travis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 19:45:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fake pro wrestler goons wear eyeshadow and cosmetics like a girl.

And they wear white-face make-up like a stupid MIME. Mime face.

hahahaha!

I\'m Travis Gruber. I like watching makeup wearing sweaty men in tiny male spandex bikinis groping eachother. Ooh, I relish the smell of it.

Hahaha, Everyone here is laughing at you. HAHAHA!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fake pro wrestler goons wear eyeshadow and cosmetics like a girl.</p>
<p>And they wear white-face make-up like a stupid MIME. Mime face.</p>
<p>hahahaha!</p>
<p>I\&#8217;m Travis Gruber. I like watching makeup wearing sweaty men in tiny male spandex bikinis groping eachother. Ooh, I relish the smell of it.</p>
<p>Hahaha, Everyone here is laughing at you. HAHAHA!</p>
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		<title>By: Jason Bent</title>
		<link>http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/08/11/why-i-love-wrestling/#comment-6205</link>
		<dc:creator>Jason Bent</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Feb 2007 19:16:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jerry Rice was fucking boring.  Im from Baltimore where we had Cal Ripken, Jr. And you know what?  Cal Ripken sucks a fat dick.  He was boring.  BORING!  Iron man streak.  Yawnnnn.  Dude never said anything out of line,  and was as exciting as a glass of milk in an old age home.  
Pro wrestling is all the entertainment we desire and enough of an athletic competition to keep us engaged.  It flat out works.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jerry Rice was fucking boring.  Im from Baltimore where we had Cal Ripken, Jr. And you know what?  Cal Ripken sucks a fat dick.  He was boring.  BORING!  Iron man streak.  Yawnnnn.  Dude never said anything out of line,  and was as exciting as a glass of milk in an old age home.<br />
Pro wrestling is all the entertainment we desire and enough of an athletic competition to keep us engaged.  It flat out works.</p>
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		<title>By: TransplantedTexan</title>
		<link>http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/08/11/why-i-love-wrestling/#comment-4942</link>
		<dc:creator>TransplantedTexan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jan 2007 17:20:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I wanna see Stacey Keibler get knocked upside her noggin with my Johnson</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wanna see Stacey Keibler get knocked upside her noggin with my Johnson</p>
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