Comments on: Another Public Service Announcement. http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/06/17/another-public-service-announcement/ Your Parents Hate You! Fri, 21 Nov 2008 12:09:04 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: Steve S. http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/06/17/another-public-service-announcement/#comment-31438 Steve S. Thu, 17 Jan 2008 05:52:19 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/06/17/another-public-service-announcement/#comment-31438 Travis, There is nothing wrong with driving, owning, and even customizing a VW. I have owned four VWs, and have customized all of them to a certain extent. I'm not gay. I don't suck dicks. I don't like getting assfucked, and I don't take cumshots to the grill. And niether do/are all the guys I know who share my enthusiasm for the brand. I also don't like big spoilers, game consoles, DVD players in cars (honda guys and pig-ass SUV drivers are more guilty of this by the way), nor do I ever intend on adding nitrous oxide injection to my car. As a side note, the fact that you are gullible enough to believe the stupidity of "The Fast and the Furious" speaks volumes. NO2 is not flammable. It will not explode. It works by making the combustion of gasoline more efficient and complete, as well as cooling down the charge (also more power.) Just because I know about it doesn't mean I would ever use it, however. Furthermore, since when did fucking CHICKS become car experts? Oh I'm impressed. You interviewed 5 girls about automobiles. Really intriguing. Whats next, are you going to ask for advice on how to pick up women from a zit-faced computer geek? It would make just about as much sense. The one part of your entry I actually can't chop into pieces with common sense or any sort of knowledge of the subject at hand is: yes, New Beetles do come with flower vases as standard equipment. And yes, I would honestly say that the VW New Beetle is very much a chick car. But that is one model in a diverse lineup from the brand. Just as with people, one "gay" in a group does not make the whole group gay. Next time, do some research on a topic like this before you make yourself look ignorant on your own webpage. I'd really be interested to know what sort of vehicle you drive, if any. If I had to guess, its probably some vanilla-styled domestic turd that will depreciate faster than a motherfucker and will be embarrasing to drive within 4 years because its such a boring/terribly made piece of shit. Either that or you made this whole post because you drive a Honda Civic and you can't stand people/cars that are so much nicer than yours even if they're stock. Travis,

There is nothing wrong with driving, owning, and even customizing a VW. I have owned four VWs, and have customized all of them to a certain extent. I’m not gay. I don’t suck dicks. I don’t like getting assfucked, and I don’t take cumshots to the grill. And niether do/are all the guys I know who share my enthusiasm for the brand. I also don’t like big spoilers, game consoles, DVD players in cars (honda guys and pig-ass SUV drivers are more guilty of this by the way), nor do I ever intend on adding nitrous oxide injection to my car.

As a side note, the fact that you are gullible enough to believe the stupidity of “The Fast and the Furious” speaks volumes. NO2 is not flammable. It will not explode. It works by making the combustion of gasoline more efficient and complete, as well as cooling down the charge (also more power.) Just because I know about it doesn’t mean I would ever use it, however.

Furthermore, since when did fucking CHICKS become car experts? Oh I’m impressed. You interviewed 5 girls about automobiles. Really intriguing. Whats next, are you going to ask for advice on how to pick up women from a zit-faced computer geek? It would make just about as much sense.

The one part of your entry I actually can’t chop into pieces with common sense or any sort of knowledge of the subject at hand is: yes, New Beetles do come with flower vases as standard equipment. And yes, I would honestly say that the VW New Beetle is very much a chick car. But that is one model in a diverse lineup from the brand. Just as with people, one “gay” in a group does not make the whole group gay.

Next time, do some research on a topic like this before you make yourself look ignorant on your own webpage.

I’d really be interested to know what sort of vehicle you drive, if any. If I had to guess, its probably some vanilla-styled domestic turd that will depreciate faster than a motherfucker and will be embarrasing to drive within 4 years because its such a boring/terribly made piece of shit.
Either that or you made this whole post because you drive a Honda Civic and you can’t stand people/cars that are so much nicer than yours even if they’re stock.

]]> By: OD http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/06/17/another-public-service-announcement/#comment-20898 OD Fri, 10 Aug 2007 17:19:06 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/06/17/another-public-service-announcement/#comment-20898 I've had at least one car that this could apply to, and I liked my car. My opinions, however, are irrelevant in the face of shit thats this damn funny!! Keep up the excellent work so that unfunny people such as myself do not lose the joy of laughter. I’ve had at least one car that this could apply to, and I liked my car. My opinions, however, are irrelevant in the face of shit thats this damn funny!! Keep up the excellent work so that unfunny people such as myself do not lose the joy of laughter.

]]> By: Steve http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/06/17/another-public-service-announcement/#comment-19032 Steve Wed, 18 Jul 2007 05:29:01 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/06/17/another-public-service-announcement/#comment-19032 Wolfie - you pitiful furfag, you. First of all, learn to spell. Second, GTFO my internets. That is all. :D Peace and Love, Steve Wolfie - you pitiful furfag, you.

First of all, learn to spell.
Second, GTFO my internets.

That is all.

:D Peace and Love,

Steve

]]> By: Wolfie http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/06/17/another-public-service-announcement/#comment-11070 Wolfie Fri, 06 Apr 2007 07:03:25 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/06/17/another-public-service-announcement/#comment-11070 1st things first...if you think going and buying a shitty ass Ford is for some god aweful reason better than any car thats gonna come out of Germany then you are highly mistaken... the reason alot of Males and also females buy VWs is because of the engineering behind them,I really cant think of another car that is gonna last well past 300000 miles can you... i own several cars i have muscle cars a 95 mustang gts a 98 cobra, a 87 camaro, and i also have a jetta and the funny thing is, is that i would rather drive the jetta than any of them because it is well built! MY MAIN POINT IS A VW IS GOING TO OUT LAST ANY OTHER CAR OUT THERE THAT YOU CLAIM ARE "GUY CARS" 1st things first…if you think going and buying a shitty ass Ford is for some god aweful reason better than any car thats gonna come out of Germany then you are highly mistaken… the reason alot of Males and also females buy VWs is because of the engineering behind them,I really cant think of another car that is gonna last well past 300000 miles can you… i own several cars i have muscle cars a 95 mustang gts a 98 cobra, a 87 camaro, and i also have a jetta and the funny thing is, is that i would rather drive the jetta than any of them because it is well built!

MY MAIN POINT IS A VW IS GOING TO OUT LAST ANY OTHER CAR OUT THERE THAT YOU CLAIM ARE “GUY CARS”

]]> By: Travis http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/06/17/another-public-service-announcement/#comment-10580 Travis Mon, 02 Apr 2007 13:57:37 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/06/17/another-public-service-announcement/#comment-10580 Khaos, You do realize that I don't care what you think right? Khaos,
You do realize that I don’t care what you think right?

]]> By: Khaos http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/06/17/another-public-service-announcement/#comment-10372 Khaos Sun, 01 Apr 2007 20:35:46 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/06/17/another-public-service-announcement/#comment-10372 You realize that's an AWD 1000HP golf you have at the bottom of the page right? And anyone who likes to bash on inanimate objects to degrade others and make himself feel more manly about what he drives has bigger problems than faggotry. You realize that’s an AWD 1000HP golf you have at the bottom of the page right?
And anyone who likes to bash on inanimate objects to degrade others and make himself feel more manly about what he drives has bigger problems than faggotry.

]]> By: Travis http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/06/17/another-public-service-announcement/#comment-1948 Travis Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:01:36 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/06/17/another-public-service-announcement/#comment-1948 Nate - I have no idea what those numbers mean. And when did your girlfriend let you use the computer? Nate -
I have no idea what those numbers mean.

And when did your girlfriend let you use the computer?

]]> By: nate http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/06/17/another-public-service-announcement/#comment-1946 nate Wed, 25 Oct 2006 04:40:23 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/06/17/another-public-service-announcement/#comment-1946 you want one and you just convinced everyone you do!!!! ...1969 ghia....10.69 1/4 you want one and you just convinced everyone you do!!!!
…1969 ghia….10.69 1/4

]]> By: Lisa http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/06/17/another-public-service-announcement/#comment-1323 Lisa Mon, 14 Aug 2006 04:03:47 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/06/17/another-public-service-announcement/#comment-1323 Oh my God!!! That's fuckin great, I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants. Nice pics by the way...... Oh my God!!! That’s fuckin great, I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants. Nice pics by the way……

]]> By: Red Stapler http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/06/17/another-public-service-announcement/#comment-574 Red Stapler Tue, 04 Jul 2006 08:27:34 +0000 http://howtokillpeople.com/2006/06/17/another-public-service-announcement/#comment-574 Fuck, yeah! It's about time someone stepped up to the plate and told it like it is. It's no surprise considering the massive amount of faggotry coming from Germany these days... Techno Clubs, Eurostyle, etc. Reject the pussification of the American Male. Buy a goddamned Ford. Fuck, yeah! It’s about time someone stepped up to the plate and told it like it is. It’s no surprise considering the massive amount of faggotry coming from Germany these days… Techno Clubs, Eurostyle, etc. Reject the pussification of the American Male. Buy a goddamned Ford.

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