My Conversation with the president
originally posted November 3rd 2004
After all of the political fervor surrounding the elections from yesterday, as well as the melee of political vandalism here in Sacramento, I woke up this morning hoping to hear that a clear and concise decision had been made. Unfortunately, much to my dismay, votes were still being counted and things remained unclear. So I jumped online to see if my buddy G-Dub (that was his stage name when he wanted to be a white rapper) was online.
Unfortunately he didn’t mention me in his speech. (oh how we forget the little people when all of a sudden we are the leaders of the free world for another term) But it’s cool, come January I’m going to be flying back to DCizzle to party like a rock star, or highly publicized political figure. Eat your heart out Kerry, let me know how your LOSERS BALL goes you mumbled mouthed jackass. God, it’s good to have friends in high places. Maybe we’ll even invite Orgy over to the White House.
November 29th, 2006 at 2:03 am
dear owner of this website, you are a huge faggot
November 29th, 2006 at 6:50 am
dear person who left me this comment: Eat my Balls! was that gay enough for you?
December 4th, 2006 at 11:01 pm
hey, just stumbled onto your site by accident but two hours later im impressed with all the different topics youve covered. i agree with most of the things you have posted. keep it up!
December 7th, 2006 at 3:58 am
Brett,
glad you like it. I’ll keep it up as long as I am angry and full of liquor, which should be a good long time
December 11th, 2006 at 12:55 am
i stumbled upon this website weeks ago when i tried to do a google image search to see if i can find any pictures of britney spears’ vagina. no luck, but i did find this awesome website. keep on posting trav, you are fucking hilarious. and you write very well. the shit you write about, along with your sick and tiwsted sense of humor, is fucking brilliant. and i find myself agreeing with you the more and more i read. YOU, my friend, should be president of the united states; because then the world would be a fun place filled with robots, booze, and girls. keep up the good work.
December 11th, 2006 at 3:28 am
Jon,
If you’re looking for pictures of Britney’s shaven baby hole http://robarnieanddawn.com/CUBritNoPanties2.htm that’s where you need to go
September 2nd, 2007 at 11:04 pm
WOOT!! This is one of my all time favorite posts!! The thought of G Dubya doin’ chat and sending out his Secret Service for pizza or beer or doughnuts cracks my ass up in such a way as to leave me hunched over my belly and screaming, “Damn you, Travis!!”
November 8th, 2007 at 4:16 pm
dude you are the fucking MAN!!!!!
I just sat for 2 hours reading your comic book article and DumbDumb the hot chick article to my dad
hes a hard man to impress but you had him in stitches
WELL DONE!!!!
YOU DESERVE A FUCKING MEDAL!!!!
November 9th, 2007 at 2:00 am
Dave
Glad you like it.