Men Wearing Pink, and other gay trends to prove you’re a man.
originally posted when The Dude was in town on leave
Fortunately for me, but more so for him, The Dude is in town on leave from Iraq. Having little civilian clothing for him to wear we decided to go shopping which, in hindsight, was a mistake. We came to two distinct conclusions: ONE: We decided that we are no longer hip and on the “Razors Edge of Fashion” and TWO: We noticed a disturbing amount of men wearing pink. This fact was proven at about hour five in store number eight as The Dude loudly proclaimed in the middle of a store, much to the dismay of every super hip store clerk and patron, “Look Travis, more fucking pink clothes for guys!” Now the guys wearing pink aren’t the typical metro sexual, (read on the road to gayville), sort of guys. When I was living in Biloxi, MS, a place full of good ole boys who don’t like the poopsters, there was a huge black guy, a Marine none the less, some of the toughest motherfuckers on the face of the earth, and I would always see him in the bars in numerous all pink outfits. Shirts, shoes, wristbands, hats, the whole nine yards. I couldn’t, for the fucking life of me, figure out why a tough as nails sunovagun like this would be going out in all pink so often. I asked my girlfriend, who’s more in touch with the kids these days, and see she says that men are wearing pink as a statement of: “I’m so much of a man that I can wear pink and get away with it.” Really? That’s why men are wearing pink, because they think it’s manly? This trend scares me only because of what it must lead to. It starts with wearing pink and it can only lead down a dark path from there.
THE NEXT GAY TRENDS TO PROVE YOU’RE A MAN
Painting Your Fingernails : just because you’re a man doesn’t mean you shouldn’t have pretty finger nails. After all, you’re a real man and as a manly man you can thumb your nose at convention and paint your finger nails to prove how much of a man you really are. Don’t feel comfortable going to the store and buying your own nail polish? Borrow your mom’s. She’d be more than happy to lend it to you because that puts you that much closer to being the daughter she never had.
Getting Girls Haircuts: Oh sure, everyone knows you’re a real man so why not prove how much of a true grit guy you truly are by getting a haircut that would make any 1970s disco queen jealous. That’s right fellas, prove how low your balls would hang, if you have any left, by growing the bangs, dying them fuckers pink, and pasting them down across your forehead like a fucking crash helmet….douche bag.
Wearing Make Up: Gene Simmons of Kiss purports to have slept with over 700,000 groupies. Hell all of kiss claims that they have nailed pretty much anything and everything with tits for three decades now. Kiss wore make up, and there’s no doubt that they were real men. So what if you have no musical ability, celebrity status, or, quite frankly, talent? Show everyone that you are a man who is nailing everything that moves…slather on the eye liner you stole from your sister…cock-bag.
Wearing Girls Clothing: What kind of man can wear girls pants and a white leather, studded belt? A real man that’s who. I foresee a future where men decide that the way to prove how much of a man you are is to wear girls clothes. Oh sure it’s already started with girls pants but just wait until it moves into sun dresses and corsets. Why can’t a guy dream about being a princess too? What does all this mean? It means that somehow John Wayne, Douglas MacArthur, and the infamous Uncle Dave have been replaced by whiny cock-chuggers like these guys. Is this the new face of manliness or Menudo’s all gay, club med tour, 2006.
Sullen looks, thick make-up, girls haircuts and clothing, apparently this is what it now takes to be a man. It makes me want to swallow a glass of lemon juice and razor blades. It’s like there’s a sudden resurgence of the Ziggy Stardust era of androgyny, and even Bowie admits that shit was completely drug induced and a mistake. Of course the next generation will take it further than this one, every generation of counter-culture surpasses the previous. I can only see the final step of this progression a being something that most men won’t do.
Gay guys, just you wait: No longer will you be called sissies and fairies, give it about fifteen years and you’ll be considered the toughest sum-bitches on the face of the earth. I’m proud of being a man. I aspire to be a true-grit, leather chewing, machine gunning, shooting death lasers from my eyes Dirty Harry kind of guy. But if it comes down to it, I’ll be more than happy to be called a candy-ass because there’s no way in hell I’m letting another man corn-hole me.
And this is all coming from a guy who wore a dress to his prom.
June 20th, 2006 at 2:32 pm
SO DOES THIS MEAN THE AMBIGOUSLY GAY DUO IS NOW EVERYONES HERO? ONLY TIME WILL TELL.
June 24th, 2006 at 11:02 am
um… WHY ARE YOU SUCH A HOMOPHOB, and i mean, the more you talk about gay people the more gay you sound. OH NO… THE WORLD IS ABOUT TO END… OPEN-MINDED PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO TURN ME INTO A FAGGOT!!
I’m as straight as straight can be, but do i give a shit if people wear what they want to wear. Or am i going to rant about my insecurities on some website… hoping to find some other dumb-shit hiding under his bed with a machine gun waiting till the gay people come for him.
You know it’s going to be stubborn paranoid losers like you who are going to raise the next generation of neo-nazis.
I BET YOU WHEN YOU’RE IN HELL… ALL THE GAY PEOPLE ARE GONNA CORN-HOLE YOU WHENEVER THEY WANT…
June 24th, 2006 at 11:05 am
“HONEY…. WHERE’S MY DILDO”
June 24th, 2006 at 9:13 pm
sat·ire
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You’re Welcome
July 5th, 2006 at 2:59 am
Hey, Your Mother. Shut the fuck up. You missed the point completely. It’s not about him being a homophobe (spell it right dipshit), it’s about him rejecting the continuing pussification of the American Male. We can all thank shows like Friends and Sex and the City for portraying men as giant walking vaginas. It’s only natural that this sort of thing would go against some peoples’ grain. Myself included. I don’t wear pink, I don’t drive a fucking VW cabriolet, and I’m sorry I don’t enjoy going to pride parades or hanging out with gay people. It’s not my bag, and I don’t think that we (as a collective we) should be encouraged to think that wearing pink is an acceptable practise for a straight man. So chew your fucking granola, save your trees, and hug all the faggots you like. Just keep that shit to yourself.
July 14th, 2006 at 1:12 pm
I agree!!!
When i see dudes wearing pink walking down the street, one word screams out at me: FAGGOT! Pink is and always will be a feminine colour. If i was ever have to choose to wear pink or wear nothing, then nothing it is. I know this guy, lets call him Zach M. no wait how about Z. Murphy. He has this chick, a over the top chrisitan bitch whos like “he never cheats on me” but ive seen it. and heard about it numerous times. anyway i saw him wearing a pink shirt and i was like poof! Hes supposed to be this hardocre sports freak and im just like dude what the fuck!? If one of my friends wore pink i’d smack them over the back of the head, HARD! I also hate poofters, in case you havent notices, and niggers too!
September 28th, 2006 at 5:33 pm
I agree. I’ve often fantasized about beating the shit out of Ed Grimley, and if he doesn’t come out with anything new soon, it’s about time to stake that vampiric transsexual, Bowie as well. I am sick and tired of these bullshit metrosexuals and guys who wear pink. Let’s all just do something because it’s trendy… or someone else says it’s cool. Don’t any of these cock juggling thunder cunts have a mind of there own anymore?
November 20th, 2006 at 10:52 am
Wow… that your mother dumb fuck is as far off as far off can be
Fuck this shit… men are men… men dont wear makeup… wear tight pants… steal their sisters shit!
damn emo kids
back in my day we just called me fags
February 12th, 2007 at 11:38 pm
hey, you are such a fucking homophobe. a “real man” wouldnt be bothered by people wearing whatever the fuck they want to. let them be who they are, why shouldnt they? because the victorians didnt do it? i bet you think that “real girls” dont wear massive band t-shirts, drink lager or have facial and body peircings. wrong!! we are fucking human, deal with it unless you want me to remove your “real manhood”.your work on this planet is finished. return to your own people.
March 8th, 2007 at 5:29 am
what the hell is wrong with being metro? just because i don’t feel like fitting into the stereotypical role of a “man,” which Dan Schrum said himself a few comments before me, “Don’t any of these cock juggling thunder cunts have a mind of there own anymore?”
take your own advice. and by the way, dan, it’s “their,” not “there.” not to mention all of those adjectives that should have been hyphenated, which a lot of you people messed up on. instead of everyone correcting spelling, try going after the grammar. (and if i made any mistakes, it was an accident. i try to proof read, but you know how that can be sometimes.)
and the only reason you, travis (i gather that’s the name of whoever wrote the blog), think being a man is being a “true-grit, leather chewing, machine gunning, shooting death lasers from my eyes Dirty Harry kind of guy” is because that’s the role that society (back in like the 50s)has set aside for “manly men.” nowadays, society sees men as more sensitive, clean, etc. basically metro to some degree. and a lot of women actually prefer men who are like this. and with women’s rights growing fast, which is a good thing, their opinions of what matters in a man are beginning to be a lot of influential in how guys should act, unless they want to have a much harder time finding a girlfriend. honestly, how many girls actually like guys that look like they haven’t showered in a few days, “smell of testosterone,” and just have a grungy/dirty look? and not the fashionable on-purpose grunge look, but real grunge. besides, you might find some girls that like that, but i guarantee that 95-99% of them aren’t looking for that if they want a serious, long-term relationship.
oh, and just thought id go ahead and say this..
i think Your Mother is right…somewhat. despite the fact that he spelled homophobe wrong, he does have a point that the more strongly you voice your opinion about this issue, which you have every right to do so, the more gay you sound. and i’d recommend sounding a little less argumentative. but whatever.
oh, and studies have been done about homophobia and the results point towards homophobia being the result of repressed homosexual urges, whether they be either unrealized or simply ignored. although there are some other variables, but here’s the source…
http://web.archive.org/web/20040202035152/www.apa.org/releases/homophob.html
i also agree with Daisey Kinton, at least about the fact that none of this should bother you, and if people want to wear all this “feminine” stuff, let them. just worry about yourself and stop being so judgmental.
(sorry that this was so long)
March 8th, 2007 at 6:02 am
What’s Your deal…I’ll address your comments after comic book month
March 8th, 2007 at 6:20 am
when is that?
March 8th, 2007 at 6:38 am
Comic book month lasts for the entirity of March and I have far too much to do during that time frame. After that I will address your comments properly.
March 16th, 2007 at 10:18 pm
well, i for one can tell you that this pink thing is just a weak fad. everyone knows that fads don’t last long. in fact, this thing hasn’t even spread as far as any other fad would. where i live for example, you would never be able to get rid of the queer label if you wore pink no matter what the reason.
take this into your mind, a friend of mine had a very stable relationship with this gal. very pretty gal. they were to be married although it was going to be a long engagement. he commonly stayed nights and weekends at her house. now don’t get me wrong, he’s undoubtedly straight, there’s no denying that. however a bunch of us guys had a paintball game planned up, and he showed up wearing a pair of pink boxers that belonged to his woman. we had a lot of fun teasing him about it, but someone took it further. phone calls started making their way to his girlfriend about him meeting another member of our group for not so manly reasons. that’s right… gay sex.
this is a small township, and rumors do start rather easily. i took up for him all that i could, so did everyone else. he still lost his girlfriend, and gained a very unwanted reputation. all because of pink.
besides real women don’t wear pink either! real women wear camo, drab, and black! that way the mud that flies up from the tires looks better! you ever seen a woman wearing a camo bikini, riding a Honda Foreman, drinking a bud, and slinging mud all over the competition?! Someone give me a HELL YEAH!!!
May 2nd, 2007 at 8:44 pm
you people are crazy! i could careless if theres guys wearing pink or not. As long as im not getting hit on by a lesbian i dont care if their around me, And gay guys if there not making out around me i could careless that their there. People have there own opinion, here i am reading these comments from like last year because i really doubt that people go on here and take the time to read this shit. But what ever i think its funny how you guys argue back and forth. Now i can see why a guy would think that of another man to be gay. But to wear pink is another thing…that color wasnt just made for girls.
But yes i’m not raises or anything im just gonna say there shouldnt be gay people because thats just taking away our men, and guys you prolly should be happy because thats just making more lesbians. If your into lesbians, i only met to guys that werent into lesbians to me i think its a little wrong but for a guy i think they should like lesbians…idk its just seems kinda hot for a guy to like them. But anyways i know this page isnt about lesbians, some how i forsed my self to go here and read these pages, i didnt think i could deal with it but as i got further down the page i thought it was quite funny. anyways people stop your arguing were not changing anything.
July 5th, 2007 at 2:42 am
amen dude. fuck all them queers trying to make the real men of america become a part of their assfucking sinfest.
i say we round up every one of the fuckers that have takin it in the shiter and lynch the assfucks.
July 8th, 2007 at 3:10 am
“besides real women don’t wear pink either! real women wear camo, drab, and black! that way the mud that flies up from the tires looks better! you ever seen a woman wearing a camo bikini, riding a Honda Foreman, drinking a bud, and slinging mud all over the competition?! Someone give me a HELL YEAH!!!”
Hell yeah buddy.
I was just discussing that very topic!!
http://www.floridaatv.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=46&topic=2312.0
August 3rd, 2007 at 2:01 am
just for the record… a lot of us chikcs think it is VERY HOT when a man wears pink, but then again - I’m not a real woman cause I do NOT drink bud and I wear LOTS of pink. I’m just sayin…
August 28th, 2007 at 1:09 am
So I’ve looked around your site and I think it fucking funny as hell! Why is anyone getting on your case? BTW - I am a 100% gay guy, but I have a sense of humor. I haven’t read anything here that is hateful or promotes violence. Those bastards should leave you alone. Stay strong and wear a pink suit to court.
October 18th, 2007 at 9:39 pm
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!! what is wrong with all of you? whether its the “oh im so cool because i think people should be who they are inside queers” or the “im so manly, im gonna fuckin kill you” type. Isnt there more important shit to worry about right now like war, and poverty, and more retards showing up today because of a fucked up school system. You all have right to debate, but honestly you all sound like a bunch of pussies in my book. But if i had to take a side, im with the guys who dont accept somthing going up my ass makes me manly.
October 23rd, 2007 at 10:39 am
sociaty is turning our kids into greedy weak sissyfied selfish whores
October 25th, 2007 at 2:29 am
the response by the 2nd poster shows that he is a pink wearing queer and he is trying to come out of the closet on internet?
October 27th, 2007 at 6:14 pm
oh i knew the big bad national guard COWARD would remove my post. talk about a pansy-ass.
October 27th, 2007 at 6:31 pm
louie,
I don’t know what your comment was but feel free to repost it I really don’t care
actually. let me rephrase. I don’t remember it…I don’t remember deleting and I don’t really give a shit.
December 4th, 2007 at 3:00 am
Seeing a man or young man, wearing womens clothing is nothing short of depressing and infuriating. You want to shoot the fucker for wanting to be like a girl (or a lady). When I was growing up such things never happened. A good beating is best for these sick little freaks.
December 30th, 2007 at 6:09 pm
this guy is so damn right all you guys who disagree, need to rethink your lives