I can show you how to make it out alive, with or without your pants.
A review of a summer blockbuster. If I loved robots any more than I already do it would probably be unhealthy.
Now that Fidel Castro is out of the way it’s time for me to make Cuba a better place.
It’s time for another public service announcement - oddly appropriate for valentine’s day
The Presidential Election is upon us and the activists will stop at nothing to get you to vote.
This is my long awaited response to the contra costa times article written by thomas peele. This may very well be my Sgt. Peppers.
Let the light shine brightly on my life for I have seen - and now reviewed - TRANSFORMERS!!
After getting my hands on an I-Phone I discovered the secret features that Steve Jobs never told you about.
It’s inevitable that Paris Hilton is going to jail but if she follows my advice she’ll do fine.
I’d like to take a moment to piss all over the comic strip institution that is Family Circus.
These are the end all be all of the greatest characters to ever grace the comic book pages.
These movies make me hang my head in shame for being a fan of comic books
Superheroes are vast and different. These 50 are just a vast and different collection of crap. These are the fifty worst comic characters ever.
Continuing with the tradition of Comic Book Month I give you the greatest comic book movies ever made.
When dealing with geeks in ones everyday life, one should understand all of their various shapes, sizes and affectations.
This month shall be heralded as COMIC BOOK MONTH and the angels will weep at its glory.
Need a last minute Valentines Day card for that someone special, or not so special? I’m just spreading the love.
Americas obsession with being the biggest at everything leads me to a great money making scheme.
I’ve put together the greatest Christmas list EVER. It does not, however, mention anything about world peace because - honestly - how can you play with world peace?
With OJ Simpson’s tell all book being cancelled some friends sent me other choice titles from celebrities that you’ll be seeing on bookshelves in the near future.
I spend some time pondering the age old question: What do i want to be when i grow up?
Finally I sit down with Sacramento musical phenoms: Absent Me for an interview and to review their CD “Hate To Wake You”
Damn you politics! The moment I think I am free of you; you drag me back in.
That triple XXX picture means this is about porn…but not in a good way, and it’s still safe for work.
It sucks to be a celebrity, especially when I’m the one predicting what will happen to you.
the conclusion to the very first Las Vegas trip saga…complete with yellow cab Larry!
Part One of the story about the first time I went to Las Vegas. It’s a little bit long but well worth it.
I’m no closet case about my love for pro-wrestling but a lot of people have asked why. So here’s the reasons why I like pro-wrestling more than every other sport.
With the summer concert season in full swing, my army of robots will help weed out the ones you shouldn’t see.
Screech, that lovable scamp from saved by the bell deserves to be hit in the head with a malet
At some point in time your mom was hot, and I probably would have done naughty things to her.
The demise of my dating experiences and a special announcement that will make all super models cry.
Yet again Hollywood schlocks out another piece of crap, and I force it back down their throats.
The title says it all…god damnit my head hurts.
I’m here to help people. But mostly I’m here to keep myself out of trouble.
I finally got aroung to writing my letter to Santa. But I still didn’t get what I asked for. The Prick
i don’t care about your philosohy, your morals, or ideals..leave me the fuck alone.
When I look into my crystal ball I see pop-stars doing double penetration..but in a wholesome way.
Directly after hackers took down my original site, and almost ruined halloween for me.
However celebrities disagree with me. Once again I prove just how right I really am.
The heartwarming story of ME, but if I were in charge of everything.
quitting smoking makes me mad, and then I strike out at people who can’t defend themsevles.
My trip to Utah, and my unquenchable urge to burn the place to the ground.
A personal conversation with Actor turned Politician: Arnold Schwartzne…you get it.
How do you make Christmas awkward? Drink lots and then make presents for you friends.
A beautiful story of liquor, handguns, and the clumsiest sonofabitch ever born.
A review of one of the greatest movies ever. If you love robots that is. And if you don’t? Then I hate you.
After the melee following the 2004 presidential election I spoke with The President himself to get the final verdict on the election.
This was the first post detailing the hilarity of idiocy that seems to be run of the mill in my life. Though the day was saved by a concert featuring Orgy.